somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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