Whod you bang
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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