It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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