i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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