Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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