I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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