put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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