Dual....:-)
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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