I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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