I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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