Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
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Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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