Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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