do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
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I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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