thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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