she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
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Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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