Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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