Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
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Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
We talked him into tasing himself.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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