I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
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When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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