jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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