BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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