bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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