Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
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I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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