You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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