so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
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She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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