So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
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question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
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Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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