this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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