It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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