So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
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That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize