great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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