maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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