I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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