Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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