I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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