Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
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What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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