I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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