Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Blood and glitter go together right?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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