If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Duck Duck Cougar?
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Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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