Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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