You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
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Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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