I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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