ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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