Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
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Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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