I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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