Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I can't turn off my feet"
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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