PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
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*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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