Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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