She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
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I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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