I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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