I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
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Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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