i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
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I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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